Ok so after yesterdays little dance with the dark side, I had my doubts, it's going to be tough. I mean if I want a bag of chips I'm going to go down to the shop and get one and probably a bag of fruit jubes or a party mix pack at the same time... come home and eat the lot in ONE sitting and not think twice about it and to be completely honest that's what I did, well the chippy part anyway.
Although I may have felt "good" while Buying these demon "munchies" while eating them.... maybe not so much afterwards and most definitely NOT this morning.
Now unbeknownest to most people many of those potato chips and lollies contain a substance called Phenylalanine, it's an essential amino acid commonly found in the breast milk of mammals and is used in the manufacture of drink and food products. Now if anyone has read the warning labels on those packages there will normally be a warning saying that it contains phenylalanine and that the recommended usage is X amount in a day.
There's a reason they put this on the packages and there is no easy nice way to put this...a laxative effect. Yup... don't trust your farts for at least the next 24 hours.
So with three days of solid fruit eating... I've probably eaten more fruit in the last 3 days then I have in the last two years, and the mix of chippies and lollies... you can just imagine the result.
Mr Apple I hate you... But I hate Mr Potato chip even more. You were so kind to me in the past... why have you decided to Smite me like this????
Weeklies gone... probably next weeks as well.
I guess I'm just going to have to move a little faster while I'm vacuuming my schools tonight in between toilet stops.
As Olivia Newton John once said.... Let's get Physical....
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